I didn't do the bench, but there were a couple of good ones.
Timo Perez = Temporize -- Maybe he's only sticking around for a while.
Timo Perez = I'm pet zero -- He's Hawk's pet
Pablo Ozuna = Anal up Bozo -- No comment
Frank Thomas = Shaft on mark
Frank Thomas = Mash for tank
Ozzie Guillen = Lounge Lizzie -- seem's about right
Ross Gload = Solar Gods
Ross Gload = A-Rod's logs
Willie Harris = Whirl is a liar
Got any more? Drop 'em in the comments.