I could have done a standard season preview. In fact, I started one, but I just couldn't bring myself to finish it. It wouldn't be original, or anything new to you. So in the interest of providing a preview that is both new and original, I present to you...
Hello Chicago! Ty Pennington here. I heard that you guys needed some help.
***Background info montage***
We've got a really special challenge for us this week. The Chicago White Sox are a major league baseball team that has been overshadowed in it's own town, hasn't won a division title in 4 years, hasn't won a post-season series in over 87 years, and is infamous for having thrown the 1919 World Series.
We're here to change all of that. Let's go surprise the team.
***Into megaphone*** Hey, WHITE SOX!!! Com'on out here!!
[KW]: Wha..What are you doing here?
[Ty]: Some of your fans wrote in to us. They told us about your long history of second place finishes; the World Series drought, the players strike that took away "your year." We've heard it all. But we're here to change all that.
[KW]: I've been working on it. I've just been flying under the radar.
[TY]: I heard about you ejoying "flying under the radar" so I talked to my friends in the Navy and got you special permission to spend the off-season with the Blue Angels.
[JR]: Is this gonna cost us any money?
[Ty]: No, We've got it all taken care of.
[KW]: But I've got it under control.
[JR]: (whispers to KW) Be quiet. I've seen this show before. You get all kinds of free stuff, and we can sell it off later for a profit.
[KW]: OK, but you guys gotta call me and keep me updated... And see if Carl Everett is available.
[JR]: He's already on the team, Kenny.
[Ty]: OK guys, we've got a limo waiting to take you off to meet the Blue Angels.