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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
House of Horrors II

Sequals are usually terrible. They never seem to muster the creativity of the original, and the replacement cast is almost always disappointing. Not so in Wednesday's bizarre sequal to Tuesday night's mockery of a baseball game. This cast featured familiar faces in challenging roles. There were twists and turns that kept you on the edge of your seat, but ultimately the storyline fell back to the same predictable tricks to get to the denouement. I give it three stars.

Cast of Characters
House of Horrors                House of Horrors II
Paul Konerko 1B Paul Konerko
Tadahito Iguchi 2B Willie Harris
Juan Uribe SS Joe Crede
Pablo Ozuna 3B Chris Widger
Scott Podsednik LF Scott Podsednik
Aaron Rowand CF Aaron Rowand
Jermaine Dye RF Jermaine Dye
Chris Widger C AJ Pierzynski
Mark Buerhle SP Freddy Garcia
Damaso Marte LP Damaso Marte
Bruce Froemming UMP Hunter Wendlestedt
The original House of Horrors, was just that, a horror story. The sequel, however, deftly mixed comedy in with the horror to create a much more watchable game.

HoH II picks up about 14 hours after the original. Casualties from the original cast were Jaun Uribe (groin), Pablo Ozuna (wrist), and Tadahito Iguchi (knee). The new left side of the infield, Crede and Widger, provided the much needed comic relief.

OK, I think I've carried this joke long enough... I'm no batgirl. I'll have a normal recap up later tonight.